The New Rules for Blondes - 9780062131812

"The modern blonde is savvy, wise, confident, capable, and not afraid to laugh at herself when the occasion calls for it. She knows who she is and is prepared to subvert all stereotypes (although she's not above wielding her golden tresses to her advantage) and knows how to be both classy and even a little brassy. A humorous essay collection written by natural blonde (who gives nature a little help now that she's older) standup comedian and storyteller Selena Coppock, THE NEW RULES FOR BLONDES is a fun, lighthearted reflection on the experience of being blonde and finding your place in a world that doubts your intelligence, but secretly wants your hair dresser's phone number. Chalk full of Coppock's own blonde misadventures, tongue in cheek advice about avoiding hair disasters, the consequences of dating a man who cares a little too much about his hair product, and so much more, this is the perfect anthem whether your blonde hair color comes from a bottle in your personal bathroom, a beloved colorist, orfrom your parents' genes. A few NEW RULES: " Natural Blondes Must Wear Sunscreen " Have a Blondentourage " Don't Be Afraid To Run In Heels " Don't Date a Guy Who Is As Hair-Obsessed As You Are"--