The Bible of Unspeakable Truths - 9780446552301

"There's a reason that more people watch Greg Gutfeld's hit show Red Eye at 3:00 a.m. than watch most of the other cable news networks in prime time---he is one of the most creatively funny people on television. Irreverent, over-the-top, and comedy served up raw is the best way to describe Greg's style. His book is THE BIBLE OF UNSPEAKABLE TRUTHS, but don't even attempt to convince God that reading this substitutes for daily Bible reading. After reading this, you'll NEED to read the real Bible---but you'll laugh yourself holy reading this one!" -Governor Mike Huckabee

"Greg Gutfeld is uproariously funny and is one of my favorite guests." -Dennis Miller

"As a rule I never read books I blurb, but I couldn't resist with this one. I even gave it to my thirteen-year-old son, who pored over it slack-jawed all afternoon, thus warping him for life. It's that subversive and good." -Tucker Carlson

"Even though Greg Gutfeld was once rude to me on the phone because Time Warner screwed up his home cable system, he is still the funniest, most incisive political writer on the right. Trust me, you don't want him setting his sights on your hypocrisy and public failings." -Andrew Breitbart, founder of BigGovernment.com and Breitbart.com

"Greg Gutfeld is funnier than all the smart people I know, and smarter than all the funny people I know. I don't know what that makes him. But one of the smartest, funniest people I know, is fair to say." -Matt Labash, senior writer, the Weekly Standard, and author of Fly Fishing with Darth Vader

"Greg Gutfeld is a brilliantly funny writer and social commentator. This is the first time anyone has asked me to write a `blurb' for their book. It's even less fun than I thought it would be." -Jim Norton, New York Times bestselling author of Happy Endings and I Hate Your Guts

Greg Gutfeld, the acclaimed, sharp-tongued host of the hit Fox show Red Eye, unleashes a book of searing, hilarious rants that might make your eyes bleed with joy.

Is packed with Greg's most aggressive diatribes---each chapter exploring truths that cut right to the core and go well beyond just politics. In this book Greg deconstructs pop culture, the media, kids, disease, race, food, sex, celebrity, current events, and nearly every other aspect of life, with insights including but not limited to: "If you're over twenty-five and still use `party' as a verb, you're beyond redemption," "The media wanted bird flu to kill thousands," "Attractive people don't write for a living," "Fruit is not food," and "The urge to punch Zach Braff in the face is completely natural."

With an irreverent voice, incredible wit, and a firm take on just about everything, this is a manual for how to think about stuff, by a man who has thought about precisely that same stuff. And even if you disagree with Greg, this book will make you laugh---guaranteed.